We take it any way we can get it

…In bedrooms, basements, and boardrooms. In public parks and online sewers. Under your father’s nose and behind your mother’s back. We’re everywhere, doing everything and everybody, and baby, we work hard for the money. We’re under the table, over the top, and coming out of the woodwork. Cheap shots and easy money, $5 blow-jobs and parties you won’t tell y our mother about. Up on all fours barking like dogs, pissing on your head with a boot on your neck, crouched at your feet and a tongue on your boot,and half naked on stage exorcising the Green Demon right out of your pockets (Praise Jesus! Really…he had such a pretty mouth.)
We’re out here on the bleeding edge, bright as a whip and dark as a bruise. Wanna come? There’s nowhere else worth being. Fund raising is nasty. Really nasty. So nasty we just can’t help ourselves. We’re sure you understand – after all, it’s your end that justifies our means.

We’re charming too. Sexy even. And relentless. We’ll ply you with liquor, touch you where mommy said not to, and sniff our fingers. Then, we’ll take your money, raffle off whatever isn’t nailed down, and auction off anything that doesn’t run faster than we can. We mean well be we do what it takes. Because we’re whores. Dirty whores. Cheap whores. Shameless whores. Your whores. And while our hearts are gold, our will is iron and love don’t pay the rent. After all, it’s for your own good, and we only want what’s best for you. Trust us. We can trust us… To leave a wet stain in your crotch while we empty your pockets. To give away everything we take from you. And to see that it comes back around. Newer. Different. Better. We’re not nice, but with your help and support, we can be good. Real good. GLPW is a working organization, dedicated to bettering the lot of leatherfolk in the Pacific Northwest and beyond. We beg, borrow and don’t quite steal funds, redistribute them according to the mission statement you can read on the HOME PAGE, and have a hell of a good time doing it. If you want to work hard and play harder while changing the world for the better one pervert at a time, we want you and we’ll do what it take to get you.

If you’re still reading this, chance are you’re one of ours. You know where to find us info@glpw.org.

If, on the other hand, you’re a slacker, whiner, tourist, egomaniac, drama queen, incompetent, crushing boor, authoritarian ignoramus, or pissant fussbudget… if you’re more bipolar than is amusing, have a chip on your shoulder the size of Rhode Island, or can’t suck cock and laugh at the same time… Well, we’re sure that the Republican National Committee needs your help far more than we do. We’re Generic Leather Productions of Washington. We don’t give a fuck what you think. We care more than you know.